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The Cult of Lohr

Worship The Abs

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And Lohr spake all these words saying,

I am the Lohr thy Aaron, which have brought thee out of the Refuge, out of the Strike of bondage.

Thou shalt have no other abs before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any statue of Horace Greely, or any likeness of any thing that is on the score board above or that is in the penalty box beneath, or that is in the ice under the skates.

Thou shalt not take the characters of the Lohr thy Aaron in vain; for the Lohr will not hold him guiltless that Blayne his characters.

Remember the Strike Day, to keep it holy.
Six days shalt thou labour, and sell all thy papes:
But the seventh is the Strike of the Lohr thy Aaron: in it thou shalt not sell any papes, thou, nor thy selling partner, nor thy borough leader, thy friend, nor thy bunkmate, nor thy strange girl that has appeared within thy lodging house.

Honour thy favorite character and his lover: that thy days may be filled with the fluff which the Lohr thy Aaron giveth thee.

Thou shalt not soak non-scabbers.

Thou shalt not commit OTP adultery.

Thou shalt not steal the fics of others.

Thou shalt not bear false fanon against thy fellow writers.

Thou shalt always covet thy Lohr’s abs, thou shalt always covet thy Lohr’s consort, and his pecs, and his biceps, and his calves, and his ass, and any thing that is thy Lohr’s.
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